Adam Kimball Roberts Mission to Philippines Quezon City Mission

Pretty sure that is the back of Adam's head Zone Conference games Sorry I'm emailing late today because we were building one of the members houses all day which was awesome! I just wanted to say enjoy life cuz honestly guys life is beautiful! I know life can be freakin' palpak but you gotta just be happy.  That's the number one thing I've learned out here like this is probably the happiest I've ever been! I still walk miles everyday, I still shower in water imported from Antarctica, I still miss you guys... well some of you guys, I still have to battle elephant eating insects, I still have to eat pigs intestines and other weird foods, I still don't get any Cafe Rio or chocolate milk or  pumpkin cookies or... I gotta stop with that or Imma cry but . . .   Masaya pa rin! (still happy)  Everyone has been telling me "Just enjoy your mission and lose yourself in the work" and I felt bad that I was still so sad to be dealing with all the...

Phone call: Kinda funny, mostly just bragging! Emergency: Mostly just potty talk but its pretty funny but all those who had a high opinion of me or plan on dating me after the mission do not read this! Phone call One of the families in the ward had a baptism so because the missionaries here kinda do everything, we set up the baptism. Anyways so we get a call from this kids aunt and since my comp is leaving he just doesn't care so I do everything. Anyways so I'm talking on the phone with this lady in Tagalog setting up the baptism. Which making plans in a different language has got to be one of the top 10 scariest things in the world. We were talking and then she just asks like "Hey where are you from?" (in Tagalog) and I say I'm from America (Tagalog). "Oh really I thought you were a Filipino! I'm actually from Australia! So I speak fluent English!" Yeah I was pretty livid that she didn't reveal that till after all the plans were made...

Angry man: Pretty self explanatory Elder Roberts ruined Christmas!: How I ruined Christmas... Angry man So me and my comp are going to district meeting and we are kind of in a hurry and as we are leaving our landlord tries to talk to us. My comp is trying to catch a jeep so he just keeps walking and leaves our landlord and here's the thing our house sucks enough so I was like "yo Imma fix whatever he needs" so I stop to talk to him and my comp comes back talks to him for like 5 seconds then is like "K lets go." and so I was like "OK" so we leave. Well we missed the jeep and were just there waiting for the next one and our landlord comes up and just loses it on us. He's basically just saying like "Mormons suck you Mormons are so rude!" and he kept yelling at both of us but every time he'd look at me I'd just pretend I didn't understand so I accessed first week me and just smiled and nodded and he kept looking at me a...