Stories- Feb 11, 2019

Australian Dude
so first story is about a text we got last night from this guy in complete English which me and my comp are like "oookkkayyy bro" because here in the Philippines english is this like big deal like if you are good at english you are like successful and smart in everyones eyes and the dude texting us is using words like Bloke (referring to one of his friends) and giving us a ring (calling us not asking us to marry him) so i was thinking like oh boy we got a dude that has watched Harry Potter and now thinks he speaks fluent english like oookay  so i answer back in tagalog and then the dude is like sorry i dont speak tagalog quite yet (he atually sent "im off the hook with the language at the moment" which like what...) so then he reveals he is from australia which made quite a few things about the weird way he talks make more sense so we through the use of the gift of tongues translate our way through his Australian and and get his address and stuff so we can visit him and then we tell him like yeah actually you live really close to us! so that should be pretty easy to visit and his answer was and i quote "thats a bloody nice queer" which i was like.... what did he just call us? what i think he meant was like oh cool thats a nice coincidence (maybe still not entirely sure) but yeah pray i will have the gift of tongues so i can speak Australian because they totally speak a completely different English than us and im not even good at the one we speak anymore.
anyways hope that makes you guys happy because im writing anything else

Adam Kimball Roberts aroberts@myldsmail.net

Mon, Feb 11, 9:03 PM
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sorry update he just texted us and started the text "Good day mates" come on i thought only Steve Erwin actually talked like this haha this is awesome!

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