Pig Latin

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Pig Latin: This happened a while ago but everyone thinks it's funny when I tell it so I'll just tell it to you.

Pig Latin

 OK so a little while ago I was talking to a lady and she told me she spoke 5 languages!!! 

Mandarin, Tagalog, English, Spanish, and Ilongo and then said like "So you ONLY speak English and Tagalog right?" 
I was thinking like lady I don't even speak Tagalog but alright... so jokingly " I say nah I know Pig Latin."

And then I like chuckle and dead serious she's like "Wow that's so cool. So many Americans just know English. Where is that spoken?" ... 

Me getting more uncomfortable. "Uhhhhh piglatia"... 

She's like "Woah no way where is that?!"

"Uhhhhh Europe."... 

"Wow that's awesome speak some piglatin!!" 

... Me feeling foolish "Eyhay owhay areyay ouyay?"

 She's like "Wow that is amazing!"  

Yeah so I might go to the bad place because I lied on my mission. But at least this lady thinks I speak another language.  Anyways that's all for this week love you guys!


These are pictures from our district activity​

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